the-art-of-fangirling:

I’m laughing so hard at everyone who hasn’t read tfios watching the “it’s a metaphor” clip and calling augustus a pretentious asshole because

yes he’s a pretentious asshole. that’s the whole point.

posted 11 hours ago with 819 notes
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geekyasfuck:

The danger of returning to childhood games.

posted 11 hours ago with 62,016 notes
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angryoldperson:

genji-senpai:

YESSSSSSSSSS Y

ES

YESSSS I FRICKING DID IT

THIS WAS SO MUCH WORK

MY LIFE’S WORK IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I HAD TO BEG FOR MESSAGES FOR THIS„, IM SO PROUD„ I’VE MASTERED THE TRUE ART OF BLOGGING.

PLEASE REBLOG MY LIFES WORK„„ THANK YOU.

Why didnt you just send yourself messages
posted 11 hours ago with 10,542 notes
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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

posted 11 hours ago with 171,245 notes
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asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

(Source: asian)

posted 11 hours ago with 36,566 notes
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(Source: flowerbombnavyblue)

posted 11 hours ago with 287,111 notes
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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

image

posted 11 hours ago with 69,854 notes
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illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

posted 13 hours ago with 2,258 notes
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riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea
posted 13 hours ago with 276,342 notes
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antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

posted 13 hours ago with 41,986 notes
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mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

posted 13 hours ago with 3,591 notes
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(Source: getbusyliving-)

posted 13 hours ago with 98,728 notes
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buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

posted 13 hours ago with 122,887 notes
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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

posted 13 hours ago with 394,681 notes
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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

posted 13 hours ago with 250,438 notes
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