I’m laughing so hard at everyone who hasn’t read tfios watching the “it’s a metaphor” clip and calling augustus a pretentious asshole because
yes he’s a pretentious asshole. that’s the whole point.
The danger of returning to childhood games.
YESSSS I FRICKING DID IT
THIS WAS SO MUCH WORK
MY LIFE’S WORK IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I HAD TO BEG FOR MESSAGES FOR THIS„, IM SO PROUD„ I’VE MASTERED THE TRUE ART OF BLOGGING.
PLEASE REBLOG MY LIFES WORK„„ THANK YOU.Why didnt you just send yourself messages
how are these people not dead
Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
don’t tell me what to do.
Me to the person cutting my hair
Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy.
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
you should be expecting that.
a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why
do u ever just look at your hand
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas