biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

posted 2 hours ago with 364,366 notes
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xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

posted 3 hours ago with 329,161 notes
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clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

posted 4 hours ago with 119,718 notes
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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

posted 5 hours ago with 428,702 notes
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(Source: kingoftheniall)

posted 6 hours ago with 7,019 notes
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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: transboymamoru)

posted 15 hours ago with 182,914 notes
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leiqhade:

miss jessica scaring perrie with a fake spider (x)

posted 15 hours ago with 188 notes
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oh my god who fucking cares
— anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via psychosematic)
posted 15 hours ago with 65,167 notes
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du4ne:

the “really?” girl is me

(Source: videohall)

posted 15 hours ago with 153,901 notes
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Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe, you don’t know oh oh, you don’t know you are beautiful 

(Source: niallsgotmehigh)

posted 15 hours ago with 3,772 notes
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smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

posted 15 hours ago with 177,219 notes
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lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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posted 15 hours ago with 145,718 notes
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tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

(Source: fucksebastianstan)

posted 16 hours ago with 169,031 notes
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dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

posted 16 hours ago with 445,535 notes
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queuethegoldenkids:

HOLY SHIT GUYS

MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS

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AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER

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I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICK 

posted 16 hours ago with 176,871 notes
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